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So this is my 99th post on this blog, which I am pretty excited about. I have been saving it, so that way number 100 will be in the new year. I know it is the whole is partying like it is 1999 really correct or should you party like it is 2000, since the first year and post is actually 1 not 0. Who cares, that’s my story and I am sticking to it.

So it was a white Christmas, exciting.

My dad is doing his Tamales for breakfast dance.

It was a nice relaxing morning.

My dad likes to pretend that I am on this cd. I am not. I did get a copy of this record when I was in 1st grade. There was a John Denver Muppets Christmas special being taped somewhere in Los Angeles. We had some sort of raffle in my class to win a spot at the taping of it, and oh man I wanted to go. I was not selected, and hatched a plan. I made, I was in 1st grade and don’t remember how, but I am told I was very persuasive. Basically, I kept pushing for additional names to be chosen until my name was chosen. And then for some reason, I don’t remember how, but I am sure I did not injury or threaten anybody, nobody else could go, and I got to go. I am like Pepe, although that would have to be a multiple week Pepe cartoon to explain without anywords.

I am not sure what my dad has to jack up, but he really was happy to have a floor jack.

This is my cat and Steve.

My cat is a lot like me.

She likes Bananas.

I have been getting ready for Pajama Jammy Jam 08, two days away!

The new counter between the kitchen and living room.

The counter between the dining room and kitchen.

In case you don’t remember, it used to look like this.

This is at Lowes, can you name what is wrong with this picture?

And now for some random photos from the tour with MIA, that I found on my phone. This little Chip shop was a little crazy. Not only did they have these strange signs, but they tried to sell me drugs with my food, and when I said no, he actually said “Had to ask.”

This is a restaurant, please remember that.

Can you see the size of the beer that little girl is drinking, that was at Pizza Hut in the UK. Chris said it was in the top 5 pizza he has ever had. I am not sure what is wrong with him, but he is from Detroit.

Much luck in the new year.

This is not me in the UK on tour with MIA, but it is almost as funny.

And I will end it with one of my favorite Pepe’s of the year.