Stolen from email chain and put on the internet.

If you care to, here is a drinking game for the debate tonight.  I am sure it is circulating everywhere.

§  PALIN evades a question by mentioning state rights.
§  BIDEN says he takes the train home every day.
§  PALIN fills time by listing all her kids, by their ridiculous names.
§  BIDEN talks about Scranton.
§  PALIN blames Iraq for 9/11.
§  BIDEN blames McCain for 9/11.
§  PALIN says “like” as a White Trash discourse particle or interjection.
§  BIDEN audibly laughs at Palin.
§  PALIN stares blankly when she can’t answer a question.
§  BIDEN makes a sarcastic joke that goes right over Palin’s head, along with about half the viewers.
§  PALIN says anything comically retarded about Russia or Canada.

LIGHTNING BONUS ROUND:
The following situations call for One (1) Shot of Liquor:
§  PALIN doesn’t know what FDIC or SEC stand for.
§  BIDEN admits to plagiarizing the Constitution.
§  PALIN admits to dealing meth.
§  BIDEN references Palin’s stump speech insult — where she claims she’s been hearing about Biden’s Senate speeches since she was in second grade.
§  BIDEN calls her “another tanning booth whore, and I’ve know a few.”
§  PALIN says “lipstick” in any context.
Finally: Three shots and throw the glass at the teevee if:
§  BIDEN calls her a “hockey pig.”
§  PALIN pulls off her pantsuit to reveal a confederate-flag one-piece bathing suit.

This was at the bottom, and cracks me up.

“I know that John McCain will do that and I, as his vice president, families we are blessed with that vote of the American people and are elected to serve and are sworn in on January 20, that will be our top priority is to defend the American people.”