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GOOD MORNING…

There were four of these wolves’ heads around a statue of Little Red Riding Hood.  It was really high up in the air, so I did not get a good picture of her, but I love that the water comes out of a snake mouth sticking out of the wolf mouth.

I am not sure if you knew this but tigers love GOLD almost as much as I do.

I didn’t make it inside of the Museum for People Exploration.  As they say, what can they teach you that you can’t learn on the streets.

This is kind of what I look like when I am off tour.  Sitting around with no shirt on with my lion.

This is where I was walking.  I saw it all the way at the end of the street, so I just started going there.  It was the first city in a while that I was walking around that I haven’t been to before.  So everything was new.  On the way I crossed a raging river.

From what I gathered this is where Parliament does some stuff, and also part of the college is there now.

If I ever invade Munich, I am pillaging this fountain.

I went the way he told me to.

And found this museum.

There was a lot of fake stuff going on over here in Munich.  Look at this fake front on this hole building.

And the stones on this building were just painted on.

The hero returns.

The philosophers.

You can’t see the roof on this church, but it was so colorful.  It looked like they were just putting it on, everyone was decorating for the holidays.

Battle scenes.

Welcome to the terror dome.

Welcome to paradise.

It is like the Lincoln Monument.

WITH LIONS.

I love that the central square always has at least 2 churches around it.

Some buildings have two lions at the entrance,

and on these you rub this dudes nose.  Everyone was doing it.

But rather than two lions.

Or three lions.

This building had four lions.  It must need a lot of protecting.  I bet it was full of the kings gold.

There were beer halls everywhere.  This is what I was looking for.

I found where I was going to be spending the day.

Little hint, it was not the Hard Rock Cafe.  These container was dropping grain into a little conveyor system that was going into the back of the brewery.

Where did it just come from that it was pulled with a tractor with dirt filled tires.

I am not sure, but it was helping create HOFBRAU, and I was going to drink it at the Biergarten

You can actually store your stein at the HOFBRAUHAUS.  So it is always waiting for you.

I don’t have one, so I used one of their mugs.  After 8 years of hearing of this place, and numerous visits to the location in Las Vegas, I have finally made it.

And I don’t think I could be happier.  The beer makes me look small and the pretzel makes the beer look small.  Finally Gabe sized portions.

This is the cheery lady who sold me the pretzel.

Chopper got the mushroom pot.  Mushroom soup with “stuffing” balls.

This is the Potato Soup.  I am so into Potato Soup.

Hey, you know what that in the middle is.  Vienna Sausages. It said so right on the menu.  And a pork sausage and a grill sausage, and mashed potatoes and sauerkraut.

They didn’t call it Wienerschnitzel, but that is what it was.  With potato salad.  They sure like potatoes, it is like being in Idaho.

The band was a little bit of a disappointment.  They only played about two minutes at a time.  Then they would sit around and talk to each other.  And look at how shitty their area is.  I think the real area is under construction.

I wish I could just live in that little room with all of the beer and the glasses.  The Hofbrauhaus can be traced back to the 1500’s.  It was bombed in WWII, and then burned down in a fire in 1959, but it was ready for me.