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I don’t like to take a lot of before pictures, because I hate the before, that is why I am trying to get to the after.  When I was moving into my beautiful new bedroom, it created a kind of chaos thru-out the entire house.  It is like that little game with the 15 tiles and the 16 spaces.  Sometimes you have to put something strange in your kitchen to get the room you need somewhere else.  Look in there.  Dylan’s homemade couch, a ladder, shop vac.  None of that belongs in the kitchen.

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Bags of recycling and sheets of plywood in the entry way.  Neither of those things belong there. How about a box fan in winter, that should just be in the basement.

Most people do not store skateboards on their couches, tools everywhere, waiting to make the trek to the basement.  It is kind of a WAR ZONE.  See Joe the Plumber is right.  Journalist should be banned from reporting in war zones.  You can’t really get the feel of why my house looks like this.

Really, you have to watch this whole thing.

Several things.  1. He asks the questions, why are you collecting all this  and points to missile fragments. I don’t think any one in the world other than him would have thought to ask that question.  The Israeli military spokesperson handles it amazingly.  2.  He thinks that reports should be banned from reporting because 1/2 the time we don’t know all the facts.  3.  He is serving as a REPORTER and is REPORTING, that in light of the above is crazy, but as an idea that HE IS SERVING AS A REPORTER is fucking nuts.

That was all to serve as a distraction from this next shot.  You probably have a 50% chance of knowing all the facts regarding this area.  You have a safe, covered by a couch cushion (remember the couch in the kitchen), with all the bedding off of my bed on top of that.   Look at that huge pile of posters, anyone want to buy any posters.  I have all kinds.

But it turned around.  It became this.

And for Pajama Jammy Jam it looked like this.

And I want everyone to know I didn’t just throw everything somewhere else.  A lot of the truckloads of stuff that went to the dump came from here.  And those shelves really helped to.  I knock Ikea a lot of the time, but those are a nice product.